Vita - Super Awesome Patio - Not as Awesome Pork

So I went to Vita on Saturday for a little happy hour - which is from 3:00 - 6:00 I think and it was nice. The rooftop patio was pretty fun and I thought it would have been nice to check it in the evening with the lights and all that shit. And the happy hour is semi-decent - Peroni is $3 which me likes. I think the wine is 2 for 1 and there was some other grody domestic on sale for the cheap. It was a lovely place - even if the interior was trying a little too hard for my taste. Don't get me wrong, it was nice but seemed like whomever created it was desperate to be in the now which is going to be pretty dated in a few years but what do I know since my fashion sense has been defined as grandma chic, I don't really think I am one to judge.


Here is the bummer of it all, if I am going to a happy hour, I want some food to be happy as well. There was no food item that I could find on the menu that seemed to go well with a happy hour. I went for the pulled pork and it was like $9 - and NOT worth it. Maybe I would have been fine with $3 but not $9. And everything else looked like some pretentious fucker thinks that just because it is expensive and on a teeny fucking tiny plate that I am going to like it well guess what bitch, I don't celebrate at Applebees so don't think you can pull the wool over my eyes. I would rather eat in a dive with tasty food than somewhere with the most beautiful view in Denver with the shit you throw on plates and call FANCY! Although, I will admit that the view is pretty fucking nice but not after that apartment building is completed, then you will just be a shitty restaurant with a dated design.

Go to Vita for the patio - but be prepared to leave hungry and confused about how LoHi turned into the plastic surgery capital of Colorado. I will go into more detail in my Lola review.